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The bible has crazy logic. Check out these verses. I put what they talk about next to them:

(Isaiah 40:22) says The earth is a sphere
(Job 26:7) Free float of earth in space
(Job 38:19,20) Light moves
(Job 28:25) Air has weight
(Leviticus 17:11) Blood is the source of life and health
(2 Samuel 22:16; Jonah 2:6) Ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains
(Leviticus 15:13) When dealing with disease, hands should be washed under running water

Hah, Christians. Dumb knuckle draggers. When will they learn.

We know that the earth is flat, and the black expanse is above us, light stands still, air weighs exactly nothing, you're supposed to bleed people of the bad blood, the ocean is flat, and when dealing with disease, you wash in a bucket.

Plus, there's only like 365 prophecies for Jesus. Maybe if there was like a thousand, then I'd see some merit.